You never realize until you begin to investigate.
Well with Valentines day just around the corner, I though I'd find my sig sweetie some thing special.
I keep hearing adds for "pajama grams", which all sound neat and kind of romantic. So I punch up pjgram.com and low and behold what do I find, 50$ for a pair of pjs I could get at well just about any where for 20$ or less and these are the cheapest sets they sell. WTF. Valentines day is such a rip as is romance.
But I digress. MAybe its just one compagny trying to put the screws to the little guy with the enticing advertising.
So I've also heard a lot of adds about vermont teddy bears. And a little scientist bear would be really cute. So I punch them up.
Hmm, lets see valentines bears, with cute little hats and clothes all for the low low price of 80$. Son of a bitch.
Fuck Valentines day.
Fuck it and its shitty marketing rip off of the common poor sap who can't afford to get his honey some 90$ PJs and 80$ stuffed animal.
I hate this society.
And I pitty the poor man who can't toe the line and gets shit for the rest of the year becuase Suzie next door got a cute bear in clothes and some PJs while all you got was a 12$ box of chocolates.

This year I'm giving Ambien. If you don't like it, just try one. At least then I won't get shit until the morning.