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Monday, May 09, 2005

Well it turned out to be one monster of a weekend.
I played hookie on friday to finish my paper which got done and was sent in.
Then BZ and I were off to join her work pals for an exotic night of strip club action. I've never ben to one before so it was quite an event.
Before the club we went to a japanese chop house sort of resturant up in providence.
I'm going to make this short because I want to get on to the good stuff.
The pre entre food was pure crap. Some bland onion mushroom soup and iceburg leatuce salade with some crappy ginger dressing one it.
Then we got to the entrae. It was neat to see the guy cooking in front of us and he put on a decent show. We both had ordered filet minion and both medium rare. What we got was medium well sirloin. Over cooked choped up into little bits and pretty crappy flavor.
Then it comes time for the bill and at our table of 6 two people decide they can cheap out and not put in their share so BZ who was puttng in for both of us had to pay extra, which ended up being about $102. So a lot of money for shitty food (applebee's has better steak) and a crappy show.
Well neithor of us were all that excited to pay women to take their clothes off after that so we bailed and I am still a strip club virgin.
Saturday was better. Got up early and had an excelent big breakfast which BZ and I get to do every now and then, french toast and hash, bagles and cinimon buns, tasty tasty.
After that it was off to the dentist for me, which took a long time.
Then I drove up to bristol to do a little gaming. The first game was some sort of rescue the princess game which kind of blew. The second game was sort of a rifts version of magic, which was very cool.
I lost both games :(
After gaming, me and Ian drove into hartford. Since he works in the marketing department for Subway (yes he has met Jared) and they do a lot of add stuff with the WWE, he had scored two free tickets to smack down.
Now this was a major event. I'm not a big wrestling fan, but for anyone who hasn't gone I would sugets going just once. First off the people there are just insane. Its like jerry springer guests meet blue collar TV. Just totally wild.
Then the show stats. Our seats were right along the isle where all the wrestlers enter fromand almost on direct level with the ring so we could see everything. The announcer comes out and blabbers on for a bit, bringing some guy who had aparently hurt on of the wrestlers who was supposed to be there tonight but couldn't due to his "injuries". More talking. Then as pay back they bring out the "big show" to slap this guy around a bit. Big show is the largest human I have ever seen. The guy must have been over 7 foot tall and between 500-600lbs. He was just a giant. They trade some slaps and some slams then little guy runs off.

The first real match is between two light weight guys so it was all high flying good athletics and cool to watch. It was some "Native american" guy and some guy with a long red beard.

There were a couple of more matches, then they have a tag team match. Now the great thing about this match wasn't so much the wrestling, but the manager for one of the teams. The chick was in a short skirt and by short I mean he ass was peaking outwhen she moved. She also had some monster fake boobies (for her frame), which were displayed in her top. I think there was wrestling durring this match but I couldn't say for certain.

After that fight was over, there was a "best body" Diva contest. So hot chicks parading around in bikinis, one of which did some flips over the ropes, which was cool.
Then there was the big finally match with the champ, who took on two guys in a handycap match, which ended up being four guys because the bad guys cheat. Of cource he beat them all.

It was a cool night.

Sunday was nice and relaxing. Did some shopping, but didn't spend too much.

Today I'm back at work and full of apathy. Running another western so we'll see how it goes.

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