Memories of the Future

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Monday, July 17, 2006

Ah yes, Casting Remove curse on the ring does not seem to make it removable form the finger. Some thing more powerful such as Wish or Miracle would probably be needed.
It does how ever reveal the curse engrained in the ring, probably at its forging.
The Curse of Marrying a gamer:
You are now bethroved to a man who shall never grow up.
He will continue to purchase toys, comic books, and games well beyond the time your children have grown up and stoped buying such things.
He will a number of times a year dress up in rediculas costumes and parade around with other geeks in places you normally wouldn't be caught dead in. He may atempt to force the same sort of attire on you and at the very least will make you admit you came with him.
He will find the need to explain to you, probably in great detail, why halflings are better than elves no matter what some movies may say and why his latest villian or hero is so much better than all of the ones he has played in the past.
You will find yourself forced to watch every new movie that comes out, pretaining to superheros, giant monsters, zombies, elves, wizards, ect. You will be subjected to long discussions after said films about how the movie got: superhero X, genetics, undead, elves, or magic wrong.
You may also find yourself subjected to some of the following:
Discussions on the physics of dice rolling.
Questions like "Would you rather have a bionic eye, or glasses that do the same thing, the glasses are cheaper but the eye is cooler?"
Viewing very very tiny painted figures and commenting on how good they look.
Collectable card games.
and more.


To answer the other question, If this were some strange alternate reality, possibly induced by massive amounts of alcohol or crack, the proposal would have gone much the same, only hapen after everyone had left.
BZ: Oh, you got me flowers.
Me: thats not all I got.
BZ: *looks in box* (insert crying screaming, ect)
Me: I had something much better all planned out, but you slept through it.
BZ: drat.
Me: yup, but if anyone asks, thats what happened.
BZ: well if anyone asks, I was dressed better and don't drool when I sleep.
Me: Deal.

I think thats how it would go in an alternate universe verbatim, but then I might be overly excited in the alternate universe and not get all the details right.

2 Comments:

Blogger Shadicats said...

Hurray! I guess I lost that pool.

Way to go! Yeppie. Yahoo. (Just making up for the latest of the congrats.)

*toss some fireworks up*

10:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those dang curses! LMAO

Seriously, congrats to both of you. My firend Rob (the brewer) asked if you two were married and I said "yes, they just don't know it yet" I'm very happy for you.

::sniff:: ::sniff:: Is that a bachelor party I smell?

12:41 PM  

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