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Friday, April 15, 2005

Flapjack sized titties.
Yes that was the title of some of the porno spam I recieved today. What does it mean exactly, who are they catering to.
Flapjacks are pancakes, meaning flat and round. Does anyone want big round, yet flat boobs?
"Hello I'm looking for a specialty bra, yes 26 double D, yes the implants do look like big hockey pucks."
Also what man is sitting there thinking "The best things in life are sex and IHOP, if only I could somehow combine the two". I fear meeting someone like that.

So I've awoken on a new day of procrastination. We ran out of developing agent yesterday so I can't do much until more comes in. So there is a good chance I'll bail around lunch time.

I've spent my morning looking at houses with allison, one of the techs. It makes me think I should start looking for a new house. With the price of some of the really cheap ones I could probably afford them for the same price or less of what I pay in rent. The whole thing is nutty.

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